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Pic 1

Sleeping at the washer/dryer

Mom......, Dad?
It's Thanksgiving and I really nead you to do more than cook my dinner but also do my laundry! So here's a photo of me sitting right here waiting until you come!

Love your daughter,
Lazy Susan

P.S.: I like extra giblets in my gravey........, please!

When Susan went off to college, her parents hoped she would gain an education...self-esteem...perhaps even romance. But instead, Susan returned with...a laundry fetish!

Every year, millions of post-adolescents fall prey to the temptations of laundry appliances. Don't let your own experiences prevent you from talking to your kids about washer fetishes. Parents: The Anti-Wash.

"The red sock always falls the same way...WOW... Hee hee hee. Got any Oreos?"

pic 2

Well. You know i did a little mistake. I put soap in the dishwasher and it began to erupt. I wonder how i gonna live through this? Ah, bright idea, i try to taste it so they maybe think i am a rabbid man afterward. Hmm, but no eating..
Okay i lick it up and play Kiss Lick it up in the background. Rock on baby yeah............................

Oh my god i placed firecracker in the machine and it exploded HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(This pic was taken by a friend. He had a very bad day there because his washer caught on fire. Lucky he was home and could turn off the machine. This is by the way an Husquarna. This happens way too often with those machines.)

This pic was taken by a friend

Yes... of course it was... :-D

He enjoyed the fire department was there or something?

He enjoyed the fire department was there or something?

Hello my name is Peter...I am deaf and best friend and from USA.

What happened did the washer catch fire of your frontland washer?? When? How come? What is the name of the washer?

-- Peter

Hello my name is Peter...I am deaf and best friend and from USA.

What happened did the washer catch fire of your frontland washer?? When? How come? What is the name of the washer?

-- Peter

ah no this wasn´t my machine. It was someone i visit sometimes. We are friends and he visit me and i visit him.

About the washer.. Well he said it just started to erupt flames from it. My guess is that the thermostat has gone awry and it did not stop heating or something. Could also have been faulty program motor or the most regular cause with this machine: pump caught on fire due to bad wiring.

As i know they did not check why it caught on fire.

The name of the washer is Husquarna mästertvätt 1020

First picture (girl sitting next to washer and dryer): "Here kitty, kitty..."

Second picture (guy and suds): "Bob is so full of baloney, I've licked up a quart of this stuff and I'm still not high!"

Third picture (fire): "I should have known not to invite Fred to the wash-in, he's such a pyro!"

yup that works LOL

Tasteless Warning....
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Okay you were warned!

Third photo, guy & suds:

"Blaaaarggghh! *cough* Dammit that's the last time I take those guys up on a dare. Dish soap is harmless they said, just take a teaspoon full they said! and then do jumping jacks, they said! Dammit! Blaaaaarrrrrrgh!!!!! *sputter sputter!*"