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CANTONESE CACOPHONY: INSANITY AT JIMMY'S
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Post# 296075   8/11/2008 at 16:36 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        

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First, the Phabulous Philco: Jimmy's machine is the Washerboy's equivalent of a Choir Monks' Wet Dream. After the wash pause which is GE-esque in length, it begins the wonderful drain-spin combo dance, but FLAPPER IS STILL GOING !!!!! So, the wash cycle, people, is still in session. Unbelievable. Now here's where the dream begins. The wash/spin/drain lasts for about a half minute, then it pauses briefly. Now it resumes the flapping spinning draining with a huge waterfall spray rinse. Next is where the dream gets wet: this flap, spin,. drain, spray REPEATS, then again, three or four times. Comatose by the, I can't really say.

Start the circular and up&down water currents





Post# 296076 , Reply# 1   8/11/2008 at 16:42 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Now add the cool famous blond lady's clothes

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;'D Hope Robert got a shot of the "Contourfill"; he had 'er already filled up when I started.

Post# 296078 , Reply# 2   8/11/2008 at 16:43 (5,729 days old) by toggleswitch2 ()        

Now does this rotate one way or oscillate two ways? I never could tell! :-)

Post# 296082 , Reply# 3   8/11/2008 at 16:46 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
suds galore

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:+>

Post# 296083 , Reply# 4   8/11/2008 at 16:49 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Everything at once

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#1

Post# 296085 , Reply# 5   8/11/2008 at 16:52 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Everything at once

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#2

Post# 296090 , Reply# 6   8/11/2008 at 16:55 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Rinse

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and close-up of flappulation

Post# 296091 , Reply# 7   8/11/2008 at 16:59 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Second, the Kelvinator, and this is what I meant by the INSA

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Kelvi before roid rage with Jimmy's pretty green and white sheets

Post# 296092 , Reply# 8   8/11/2008 at 17:08 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
the wash

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oh my! skeletal suds

Post# 296095 , Reply# 9   8/11/2008 at 17:20 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Water Nymphs and Sea Horses

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We had to sneak this shot when Jimmy left the room, because the lid is not supposed to be open for this part of the cycle. Here's what happens in a Kelvi rinse. After the agitated overflow, the agitation stops for a long decadent full blown overflow, where the tub actually fills beyond what the upper tub slits can take away. Then the agitation starts, as as you can see, there is so much water rocketing about that the sheets are now invisible.

How do you like that sea horse, Baby Dolls, with that frog trying to lap him up at about 1 & 2 o'clock.


Post# 296096 , Reply# 10   8/11/2008 at 17:30 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Stevie, it actually undulates like a manta ray's fins wh

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DINNER BREAK

I'll be back with the people, a few true Aworg legends, one rarely seen, and the jokes, and the fun stuff later tonight.

I PROMISE!

Please come back.

It will be wicked fun.


Post# 296100 , Reply# 11   8/11/2008 at 17:52 (5,729 days old) by goblue ()        

love the kelvy pictures. Philco brings back painful memories of a philco i saw when i was 21 at a yard sale for $10 and passed on it.

Post# 296130 , Reply# 12   8/11/2008 at 19:13 (5,729 days old) by frigilux (The Minnesota Prairie)        

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Great pics of two exotic agitation styles. Thanks, mickeyd!

Post# 296140 , Reply# 13   8/11/2008 at 19:39 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Shot of a life time; had to fix the glare; thankx for the in

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Who knows when I'll ever get a chance to snap the Kelvi's ecstasy of rinse?

Post# 296143 , Reply# 14   8/11/2008 at 19:59 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Two grand and legendary and beloved patriarchs of Aworg.

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To hear the sugary drawl of Gyrafoam juxtaposed with the intoxicating lilt of Chestermike was phonemic heaven for old cracked English teacher like me.

Gyra: Blackjack told me that Mickey said you'd need a mountain and a locomotive and a Swiss bank to conquer the likes of Jon, Robert, Mark, and me, and good luck cuz yud loooooze anywaaaay.

Chester: Jimmy told me Mickey's a bit loose, his lift not goin' to the top. Me, I think 'is lif's thru the fokin' roof, meself. Cheers!


Post# 296144 , Reply# 15   8/11/2008 at 20:06 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Let's throw some fairy dust to see who's gay and who

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Wild rumors are circulating that Steve and Mike are not gay

There's three Mikes here and a Jack from England, Mike on the right, Mike on the left, Jack in the middle, and Mike behind the camera,

And what a blast Jack was, a gifted videographer, can't wait to see his flix.

These guys were great. We had so much fun;'D


Post# 296145 , Reply# 16   8/11/2008 at 20:13 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
The dust worked its magic--YAY !!!!! GAY !!!!!

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That Gyra is a sweet heart is one of Aworg's best kept secrets. That Chester is the best is known around the world.

Post# 296149 , Reply# 17   8/11/2008 at 20:22 (5,729 days old) by mayfan69 (Brisbane Queensland Australia)        
Would Jimmy have any extra spares from the Philco?

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Hi Mickey,

I was just wondering do you know if Jimmy would have any spares from the Philco?

I have an Aussie made "Healing/Thor Goddess" which is a Philco made under licence. It needs a new agitator boot and disk...so far, my contacts here in Oz have not been able to help. Ive also sent an email to Robert, so will see if he can help, but thought as Jimmy has one, he may have some spares.

Any help would be appreciated.

Cheers
Leon


Post# 296151 , Reply# 18   8/11/2008 at 20:29 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Who's screwing like rabbits?

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Remember Poe's Raven with someone tap tap taping at my chamber door and the Tell-tale Heart with something pounding under the floorboards driving the both guys crazy? Well above the din of all the people talking and eating and moving in Jimmy's giant garage--you've heard of double garages?--well, Jimmy's is a quadruple or quintuple or more--it's enormous and wide open.

Despite all of that noise and space, above it all was a pounding, a hammering, someone's fuggin' madly. Two submarine's are copulating. I exaggerate only slightly. You could hear this all over. I thought of sweet old Eleanor, a wonderful maiden colleague who left just as I began my career. She said that lottle men were banging inside her head. If you're listening, Dear, I now know what you meant.

Here is the giant phallus causing all the ruckus


Post# 296152 , Reply# 19   8/11/2008 at 20:39 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Jimmy's Wizard of Oz Master Control

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it's a stove, a clock, a washer, a dryer, and a refrigerator

Post# 296154 , Reply# 20   8/11/2008 at 20:42 (5,729 days old) by gyrafoam (Wytheville, VA)        
Mickey---------

Thanks for sharing the photos!!!!!!!!
Was so good to meet you!
What a great wash-in! Jimmy really went all out!
Fabulous collection of everything---appliances,cars,furniture, tchotchkies,etc.!


Post# 296157 , Reply# 21   8/11/2008 at 20:46 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Where I'm going--into the spanking machine because my pi

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Imagine the giant 4 paddle Norge Agitator in that small tub going at high torque. Water wouldn't stand a chance in hell of staying in that machine.

Post# 296159 , Reply# 22   8/11/2008 at 20:58 (5,729 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Everybody was wonderful, and--Boy-oh-boy, does the Vac club

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When I won a raffle and had to pick a vacuum, I had to sit down, not knowing what to take. They waited patiently, and told me to go for the Hoover Concept. They gave me the best pick, and were so gracious, I'll never forget it. I made new friends, and learned something VERY BIG.

Cyberspace limits us. Even though some people were just as I fun as you'd expect, a few others whom I didn't really care especially for turned out to be amazing and became my best friends.

Therefore, the few you think you don't like will be the ones you love the most.


Post# 296170 , Reply# 23   8/11/2008 at 21:52 (5,729 days old) by brent-aucoin ()        

Awesome Photo's!
Thanks so much for posting them!
Jimmy, your machines look great!
It was great to see everyone in the photo's!
Good Times!
Brent


Post# 296173 , Reply# 24   8/11/2008 at 22:10 (5,729 days old) by tuthill ()        

Great phots, great machines! Thanks!

Post# 296176 , Reply# 25   8/11/2008 at 22:17 (5,728 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        

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Brent, I'm so glad I went. What they say is true: these events are non-stop elevations of heart.

Leon, Steve or Jimmy told me that Mark Lightedcontrols knows someone who has the mold to make the boots. In time, you'll be in luck!

Steve, meeting and chatting with you was wild and a highlight of the tour.

Goblue, the enhanced Kevi shot is for you.


Post# 296180 , Reply# 26   8/11/2008 at 22:31 (5,728 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Here's a shot of the agitator

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If you watch Nature and have seen smaller rays swim and studied their fins, you'll see that the Philco's moves are identical. It's uncanny and amazing when you realize that the agitator IS the aquatic creature in the washer's ocean

Post# 296181 , Reply# 27   8/11/2008 at 22:47 (5,728 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Watching that thing wobble while spinning, draining, and spr

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Now for some spooky bedtime nonsense. The actual photo of this shot has a two-headed being at exactly 9 o'clock, but close to the center. The real photos are smaller than our posted versions, so I'm going to guess at the size since I don't know it.

IT TOOK. CAN YOU SEE THE FACES BETWEEN THE RACKS? One is facing us, and hooked to it is another facing right. I knew I'd catch an alien and a spirit sooner or later. Halleluia!!!! Sweet dreams, Buddies!!!! ;'D

XXOO

Mike


Post# 296217 , Reply# 28   8/12/2008 at 08:22 (5,728 days old) by petek (Ontari ari ari O )        

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Geeze there were washers there too? I didn't get much past the myriad of mixers, blenders, toasters, transistor radios, hassock fan and percolators and that doesn't even include his kitchen. LOL

I'll bet you never even noticed his Toast-O-lator downstairs did ya!!!


Post# 296237 , Reply# 29   8/12/2008 at 10:54 (5,728 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Hassock fan??? My word, how could I have missed it? I WAS TO

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Eugenio and Jethro Tull, I never saw you come in. Thanks. You're always welcome!

Pete, I see you've recovered nicely.

Come on Guys and Gals, tell me you see the faces in the dishwasher.


Post# 296283 , Reply# 30   8/12/2008 at 16:54 (5,728 days old) by nmaineman36 ()        

On the Philco washer the agitator goes in one direction only during wash. When the washer stops to reverse itself its alot like a Maytag where it locks up the transmission. The only thing is the agitator is still undulating and when the tub gets up to speed its barely noticable. When the motor shuts off and the brake kicks in then you can see the flapper moving up and down. According to the repair manual I got on Ebay for this washer it says that during agitation the agitator moves at 590 +- 15 undulations. The spin speed is the same as well. 590 rpms.
I remember my aunts Philco Ford washer would fill up to almost the rim of the tub for the large setting.Also the clothes would travel around the tub and move down at the agitator. That washer used to filter the water well since there is a water pumping ring in the agitator to pull the water thru the filter. Plus when detergent was added it was to the barrel of the agitator. The pump would then pull the detergents and mix it with the water and travel down the holes at the base of the tub and back up into the washbasket. I do remember that her wash wasnt all that clean from the washer. Plus she used Cheer and alot of it. Never measured it just poured it. My parents had a Speed Queen and our wash was always much cleaner especially socks and unmentionables. I hope to find one someday thats in a good shape...but as time goes on they are harder to come by.


Post# 296290 , Reply# 31   8/12/2008 at 17:40 (5,728 days old) by filterflo (Chicago Area)        
The Philco DOES agitate during spin...............

Yes Mike, you are exactly right about the Philco "undulating" during the start of the spin cycle. There was some talk while the guys were here that the Philco was not suppose to do this, but that is incorrect. It is indeed supposed to "undulate" during spin from the design of the mechanism. The Philco manual describes it as such:

Post# 296317 , Reply# 32   8/12/2008 at 21:02 (5,728 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy

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I only inferred undulation because small rays swim fast and a school of them looks like 20 or 30 of what I saw in your basement. Now seeing what the engineers actually call it confirms the inference. The huge Manta Rays swim slowly, but the curve of their wings is a dead ringer for the curves in the Philco, and their wings are BLACK, just like your Philco. If I had access to the video of small rays swimming, it would be hysterical and enlightening. Interesting, the other color rays come in is gray, just like fins under the black ones. Someone at Philco was a Manta lover. The large Mantas allow divers to grasp their cape to hitch a ride; I hope to do so before I die. I have love them all my life.

Thank you so much for your spectacular wash-in. It was pure heaven for me.
If ever there was a dream machine, it is the Philco Undulator. THREE OR FOUR slow spin full-flush sprays undulating with pauses between--ECSTASY. At first, I truly thought I was "seeing things." And to have this happen after the wash and the rinse--INSANE. One can only imagine what happens during the Wash 'n Wear cycle. Care to share?


Post# 296320 , Reply# 33   8/12/2008 at 21:16 (5,728 days old) by toploader55 (Massachusetts Sand Bar, Cape Cod)        
Wow

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Great Shots. Fantastic Machines. Hope a Kelvy and a Flapper show up in this neck of the woods someday.Everyone, Be well. Eddie

Post# 296329 , Reply# 34   8/12/2008 at 21:51 (5,728 days old) by joelippard (Hickory)        
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I would absolutely love to see one of these Philco's in action someday, not to mention have one of my own. Maybe I'll get to see Mark's next time I go up to Virginia... I can't imagine these wouldn't clean well with all of that turnover???

Post# 296401 , Reply# 35   8/13/2008 at 09:13 (5,727 days old) by jetcone (Schenectady-Home of Calrods,Monitor Tops,Toroid Transformers)        
I just love the colors

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in that Philco Flex A Wash!! Brilliant!

Thanks for getting "the scoop®" Mikey!


Post# 296412 , Reply# 36   8/13/2008 at 09:59 (5,727 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
It was a stand-out, JON, turquoise porcelain; with more ligh

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EDDIE, Thanks, I'd love to have them too. If the fabulous two happen to come through, I'll grab the Philco and send the Kelvi on to Maine.

MIKE, the famous blond lady had a pair of soiled white summer slacks, and they came out spotless. She wanted me to use cold water, but I used warm with Gain.

JOEL sooner or later we'll get a movie, and then everyone will be howling to get one. The washing and rinsing are as good as it gets. Mark has the "Jukebox Hero" model, and I can't wait to see that too.


Post# 296455 , Reply# 37   8/13/2008 at 13:34 (5,727 days old) by nmaineman36 ()        

I think that with the Philco its in how its loaded with clothes. My aunt used to pack it and that could be the reason why her clothes came out the way they did. Someday I will get my mitts on a Philco Ford washer. The ones I have seen in the past when they were at the appliance place I check out often have the flapper missing...totally worn away from use. Parts are not easy to come by thats for sure.
On the Maytag dishwasher cube...I saw one of those at Eatons in Toronto when Maytag came out with the pop up tower and made the dishwasher like everyone else...cups on top and plates on bottom. They added a bit too much water to the cube and when it ran you couldnt see the racks. The water action was unreal and powerful. All I could see was white water jets hitting the walls. Kinda wish at the time I had a camera to film it in action.
I have seen a Kelvinator in action and honestly I wouldnt want it. Now the Philco would get my nipples hard!


Post# 296639 , Reply# 38   8/14/2008 at 10:51 (5,726 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
Hard Nipples :'D I hear ya' Mike

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Knew there had to be a reason why Auntie's clothes weren't as clean, because the Philco is a superb cleaner. I saw it with my own eyes, speaking of which:

Can you see the faces between the shelves, just under the third "window" in the top shelf from the left, or are my eyes going.


Post# 296647 , Reply# 39   8/14/2008 at 11:44 (5,726 days old) by nmaineman36 ()        

Your eyes are going dear...lol

Post# 296648 , Reply# 40   8/14/2008 at 11:53 (5,726 days old) by filterflo (Chicago Area)        
Poor Mickeyd........first the eyes then the mind.........

Im glad you enjoyed the Wash In Mickeyd, but Im worried about you~! Seeing things in broad daylight.........usually the spirits dont dance here till around 2am........could it be the "undulation" of the Philco during both the agitation AND the spin cycle?

Post# 296650 , Reply# 41   8/14/2008 at 11:54 (5,726 days old) by chestermikeuk (Rainhill *Home of the RailwayTrials* Merseyside,UK)        
Philco Flappulations!!!

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Hi Mickey, great pics & commentary, I wondered what you where doing hiding behind Jimmys telly!!!, I thought you where gonna take that Philco right from under their eyes with Miss Tania`s trousers still in there, as you fell in love with that machine so much!!!

What a workout those machines and vacs had at Jimmys, a grand time was had by all...and for those who havnt seen MickeyD yet here he is about to break a sweat over finding a Hoover twinny....am just sorting my pics ready for posting

Cheers, Mike



Post# 296701 , Reply# 42   8/14/2008 at 15:27 (5,726 days old) by gansky1 (Omaha, The Home of the TV Dinner!)        

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Great pics and commentary Mike! This was such a cool machine to see in operation - and fascinating to know that it agitates and spins at the same time, thanks for posting that, Jimmy. That is so unlike the earlier models of the "flappers". The colors of the tub and the sounds are just wonderful!

We all had such a great time at Jimmy's last Saturday, so good to see everyone again and enjoy Jimmy's spectacular collection. I took a short video of the Philco and will try to edit and post it this weekend.



Post# 296736 , Reply# 43   8/14/2008 at 19:49 (5,726 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
You guys make me laugh so hard; little wonder I'm hiding

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in person and press the flesh. You guys were a riot!

Mike , I'm so glad you got home safe and sound. Did Jack get vids of the spray spinning undulations? Thanks for snappin' me with hose in hand. Forgot my mug is never here, just limitless water shots and too much verbiage. Thank you so much;'D. What an international Dude you really are!

Jimmy, I'm coming back--you're 3 hours away--and you're welcome here any time.

Greg, I had no idea you were so cute.

Mike and Jimmy--better "me eyes and me noggin than me nipples."



Post# 296752 , Reply# 44   8/14/2008 at 21:10 (5,726 days old) by swestoyz (Cedar Falls, IA)        

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Thanks for the photos Mike - certainly looks like you enjoyed the test-drive in the Ford!

Ben


Post# 296788 , Reply# 45   8/14/2008 at 22:39 (5,725 days old) by tlee618 ()        

Mike, thanks so much for sharing all those fun pictures. It was so nice to meet and get to know you. I am so glad that you came to the convention!! We sure had a wonderful time at Jimmy's! He has a fantastic collection of so many things!! I sure hope that you are planning on coming to our convention next year!! Terry

Post# 296924 , Reply# 46   8/15/2008 at 13:23 (5,725 days old) by hilovane (Columbus OH)        

The only things missing from that Norge Dispensomat's control panel are two settings: "Wake to Music" & "Snooze!"

Post# 297015 , Reply# 47   8/15/2008 at 19:21 (5,725 days old) by petek (Ontari ari ari O )        
Where's the dish racks in this thing

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Post# 297439 , Reply# 48   8/17/2008 at 11:14 (5,723 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
What a Party-pooper, me. I let my own thread go--sorry guys!

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Petey, the shelves are supporting the two heads in the ghost machine. I KNOW that YOU can see the heads.

Hello, HiLo, the "Wake to Music" & "Snooze" are indeed there. I just couldn't get them into the shot. It will also power and auto-start the percolator :'D


Post# 297441 , Reply# 49   8/17/2008 at 11:25 (5,723 days old) by mickeyd (Hamburg NY)        
OH TERRI TERRI TERRI--the heart of the Vacuum Club

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Of course I'll come. What did the board suggest as possible venues for next year?

I don't think I've ever seen a guy be so nice and warm and welcoming to so many people. And then Air-way Charlie, and then Morgan, and then Fred--you guys were amazing, the four chambers of the VCCC heart.

That Hoover Concept One you guys gave me is like an elephant on a sea of peanuts, so powerful, and for the Washer Folk, the vacuum haas a "Quadraflex" Agitator--a washer-vac! What a riot.

You're so like us with your cleaning contests and torquing up the machines. What a wonderful spectacle it was.

Thanks again, Terri, for extending your welcome of all of us Aworgers.


Post# 297474 , Reply# 50   8/17/2008 at 13:55 (5,723 days old) by tlee618 ()        

Mike as I said before, it was such a pleasure to meet you! I always enjoy your postings here and it is great to be able to put a face to them. There has been some talk of maybe Portland for next years VCCC but that's not for sure. I will keep you posted for sure. We should have that all worked out by December. Terry


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