This has nothing to do with anything related to items discussed on here but I thought I'd post it anyway. $500 seems pricey. If it were $50 I might order a couple just for fun. Fingernail clippings would probably be easier to obtain than a tooth. On the local Craigslist.

I received a mass-produced doll as a gift -- a joke really.  It has designated areas for pins, such as

"lose keys," "toothache" or "get fired," etc.

I used it on our shrieking banshee of a unit Director at The Phone Company.  All I had was a copy of an e-mail I received from her since she was located out of state, but it was better than nothing.  I stuck a pin through the paper and into the "get fired" zone and kept the doll out on my desk at home.

In less than a month, she was transferred to another department.  Close enough for me (since the doll doesn't offer a "get transferred" option).

I don't know where the doll is, but I think I still have it.  I haven't had any need to use it since that bitch on wheels was making everyone's life miserable at work.

Save yourself $500 and buy a doll of your own.