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After reading the thread posted a while ago about the way we dry laundry whoever mentioned about the scene in BBC Comedy The League of Gentlemen has set me off. (drying pvc catsuits and gimp masks on a washing line)

Being an avid fan of this comedy I asked some of the Royston Vasey residents

What make washing machine do you have and what detergent do you favour?

Here are some of the results:

Pauline Campbell-Jones
Restart officer
Do I need a pen for this answer? Lavender Bold and my machine is a 70s Hotpoint. The door colour is the exact shade of my Avon catalogue eye shadow, oh Mickey love stop picking your nose��.

Mickey
Dole Scum
What�s a washing machine? I once bought some kwiksave no frills powder but I never used it he he he he he

Ross Gaines
Dole Officer
Personally I have an integrated Neff to match my ultra modern kitchen and naturally I use Waitrose own label liquitabs

Tubbs And Edward
Shop Keepers
Are you local? What�s all this quizzing? We�ll have no trouble here!
We once had a hoovermatic twin tub (model number twelfty) but we never washed clothes in it, it was used to merely churn local victims in acid.

Herr Lipp
Dodgy Gay German
I don�t undertand Alles Clas!

Mike
Business Man
Have you heard MAU MAU?
(subsequently the interviewer runs off)

Papa Lazarou
Hello Dave! Fancy seeing you here Dave. Simba Pebble and Tick Tick usually find a launderette if they need it for their outfits but as for me well it�s the great thing to have many wives to sort my laundry needs. The washer broke, it had a block in the pipe its ok now coz av fixed it!. espa guru chow tick bar but no serris me? OH YOU�RE MY WIFE NOW!.

Any other crazy people and ideas?

I also thought about coming up with a discuss o mat version of Jackass

Gags include calling Hotpoint up and asking them to put an extended warranty on Nick UKs 70s hottie, can you imagine the telephonists reply?

Take a shower under the water being pumped out after a boilwash. No cooldown rinse included

Demand A refund on a bottle of lenor saying you bought it with only I dose left in it and didn�t realise

How many Ariel liquitabs can you fit in your mouth?

BOUNCE BOY
Cover your privates with a sheet of bounce and dance. Eat your heart out Party boy!
AGITATOR BOY
Likes to sit on it and swivel or does it swivel him?

LMAO
Nick

(its amazing what goes through your head when lying in bed alone.)


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Post# 145133 7/26/2006 at 04:49 (6,478 days old) by aquarius1984 (Planet earth)
Checkrate/Likes After reading the thread posted a while ago about the way we dry laundry whoever mentioned about the scene in BBC Comedy The League of Gentlemen has set me off. (drying pvc catsuits and gimp masks on a washing line) Being an avid fan of this comedy I asked some of the Royston Vasey residents What make washing machine do you have and what detergent do you favour? Here are some of the results: Pauline Campbell-Jones Restart officer Do I need a pen for this answer? Lavender Bold and my machine is a 70s Hotpoint. The door colour is the exact shade of my Avon catalogue eye shadow, oh Mickey love stop picking your nose��. Mickey Dole Scum What�s a washing machine? I once bought some kwiksave no frills powder but I never used it he he he he he Ross Gaines Dole Officer Personally I have an integrated Neff to match my ultra modern kitchen and naturally I use Waitrose own label liquitabs Tubbs And Edward Shop Keepers Are you local? What�s all this quizzing? We�ll have no trouble here! We once had a hoovermatic twin tub (model number twelfty) but we never washed clothes in it, it was used to merely churn local victims in acid. Herr Lipp Dodgy Gay German I don�t undertand Alles Clas! Mike Business Man Have you heard MAU MAU? (subsequently the interviewer runs off) Papa Lazarou Hello Dave! Fancy seeing you here Dave. Simba Pebble and Tick Tick usually find a launderette if they need it for their outfits but as for me well it�s the great thing to have many wives to sort my laundry needs. The washer broke, it had a block in the pipe its ok now coz av fixed it!. espa guru chow tick bar but no serris me? OH YOU�RE MY WIFE NOW!. Any other crazy people and ideas? I also thought about coming up with a discuss o mat version of Jackass Gags include calling Hotpoint up and asking them to put an extended warranty on Nick UKs 70s hottie, can you imagine the telephonists reply? Take a shower under the water being pumped out after a boilwash. No cooldown rinse included Demand A refund on a bottle of lenor saying you bought it with only I dose left in it and didn�t realise How many Ariel liquitabs can you fit in your mouth? BOUNCE BOY Cover your privates with a sheet of bounce and dance. Eat your heart out Party boy! AGITATOR BOY Likes to sit on it and swivel or does it swivel him? LMAO Nick (its amazing what goes through your head when lying in bed alone.)

Post# 145135 , Reply# 1 7/26/2006 at 05:44 (6,478 days old) by aquarius1984 (Planet earth)
Checkrate/Likes i forget to add i am drunk too