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Post# 87780   10/9/2005 at 00:20 (6,772 days old) by dalangdon (Seattle, WA)        

We are still "making do" with the Mobile Maid, and it's become part of the family. Well, not really, but it does remind me of a lot of my family: short, squat and loud ;-)

Seriously, it really is a good little machine, and I've solved the whole soap dispensor problem by puting an electrolsol tablet in the silverware basket - that seems to do the trick. And since I have the "limited edition" Judy Jetson Electrosol cannister, clean-up is a breeze! But I'll still be glad when we get the Bosch installed, and the Mobile Maid moves to the basement to be a backup.

btw, those cannisters come in Judy, Elroy and Astro, which makes absolutely no sense to me: Since when did THEY ever do dishes? It should be Jane and Rosie. Am I over-thinking this?

Anyway, here's a pic of the Mobile Maid, hard at work.





Post# 87783 , Reply# 1   10/9/2005 at 00:46 (6,772 days old) by unimatic1140 (Minneapolis)        

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Fabulous Dan! How will you ever give up a Mobile Maid for a Bosch is beyond me, I couldn't do it :)

Post# 87785 , Reply# 2   10/9/2005 at 01:04 (6,772 days old) by dalangdon (Seattle, WA)        
What? Who?

Sorry, Robert - I can't hear you over the Dishwasher ;-)

Plus, while this kitchen is big (at least by my standards), there is no place to "prettily" store a portable dishwasher


Post# 87816 , Reply# 3   10/9/2005 at 06:09 (6,771 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        

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Hey Dan-

How is the new house coming along?

What's the final decision on stoves, washers and dryers..
What stays what goes?

....and if you find an oil-fired dryer, we'll need to send a pic to Mike Versatronic. LOL Just kidding.

Regards,
Steve




Post# 87827 , Reply# 4   10/9/2005 at 08:08 (6,771 days old) by versatronic ()        
Oh Man

I'm never going to live that down, am I?

Post# 87829 , Reply# 5   10/9/2005 at 08:23 (6,771 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        
..already over it.

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That was said affectionately.....but not in an manner less than totally rugged and macho.. LOL




Post# 87830 , Reply# 6   10/9/2005 at 08:36 (6,771 days old) by tomturbomatic (Beltsville, MD)        

Dan, did you ever try closing the cap on the cup and manually turning the cycle indicator dial to see if the cup dropped at any point? Or was the problem that the bottom cup would not stay in the upright, undropped position?

Post# 87840 , Reply# 7   10/9/2005 at 09:52 (6,771 days old) by versatronic ()        
Implicitly Understood

Don't worry. You don't have to post a disclaimer any time you're friendly. I took in the totally testosterone fueled, Neanderthal, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing nod of mutual friendliness and bonding which is implicitly acknowledged in a relationship such as ours but of which it is verboten to ever verbally acknowledge said relationship in which it was intended. Now, where are my corn nuts?

Post# 87848 , Reply# 8   10/9/2005 at 10:55 (6,771 days old) by versatronic ()        
This is the conversation I'm hearing in my mind...

Toggle: So what do you think of this new guy Versatronic?

Veg: I say he's as queer as the day is long.

Toggle: I don't think so. I think he really is straight, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Veg: What? The exquisite taste, the impeccable design sense...I say the guys deeper in the closet than his Filter Queen was.

Toggle: Yeah, but look, he thought he had an oil-fired dryer. He doesn't know the difference between an electrical conduit and an oil feeding tube. I bet his tool box consists of a hammer and duct tape. He doesn't know the difference between a spiralator and shinola. And he had to seek advice on the best way to clean his fridge. What truly gay man seeks cleaning product advice? I think he's the real deal.

Veg: Well, good point, but how can that be? I mean, that turns my whole world upside down. Nothing makes sense anymore. I'm so confused. Should we jettison him from the club like we did with the other straight men?

Toggle: No, I think we have a freak on our hands, a straight man with a style gene. I say we patronize him and study him. This freak fell right into our laps. We should look at this as an opportunity for an automaticwasher sociological experiment.

Veg: Wow, you're blowing my mind! A straight guy with a style gene. A freak. Holy hell. I wonder how many more there are out there. You're right. We should study him and figure out how to deal with this. This is huge! There might be more out there. This might be the opening salvo in a full-fledged invasion. We had better figure out how to deal with this now before we're overwhelmed by these freaks of nature.

Toggle: Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Tread gently and don't scare him away.

Veg: Gotcha. And then we'll compare notes and formulate a strategy for this type of thing.

Toggle: Agreed. Gotta run. Liza's on Oprah.


Post# 87853 , Reply# 9   10/9/2005 at 11:44 (6,771 days old) by markwb ()        

OMG Mike ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are one funny straight dude. I vote we grant you the title of "Honorary Queer".


Post# 87879 , Reply# 10   10/9/2005 at 12:56 (6,771 days old) by appnut (TX)        

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Mark, OUCH!!!!!

Post# 87880 , Reply# 11   10/9/2005 at 13:05 (6,771 days old) by versatronic ()        
I appreciate the sentiment and the acceptance, Mark

but I'd just as soon NOT get that honorary title. I'm actually, and I swear I'm not making this up, in an organization called S.P.E.R.M. which is the Society for the Prevention of Emasculation of Real Men. We get together once a week, drink beer, shoot pool, scratch our nuts, belch, fluctuate, spit on the floor, and eat ring bologna and cheese doodles whenever we damn well feel like it. Once a week, we reassert our manliness in a world that increasingly wants to strip us of our God given right to be a real men. Once a week, in a very assertive way, we reject the pressures of a society who wishes us to be mannerly, to be communicative in a meaningful way, and to bathe. If the other members were to find out about an honorary title such as this, at best I'd be demoted as social chairman and have something distasteful tattooed on my ass. At worse, they'd change the special code you have to punch in to gain access to our meeting place, called The Manhole.



Post# 87887 , Reply# 12   10/9/2005 at 14:33 (6,771 days old) by helicaldrive (St. Louis)        
ROFLMAO is an understatement

Guys, thank you so much for the best laugh of the day I've had in a long time.

Da** you for causing me to pull several abdominal muscles, but that's OK. It was worth it and they'll heal.

You guys are so funny that this web site is well worth cruising even if you don't have any interest in appliances.

BTW, didn't this thread get started about a portable dishwasher? How in the h*** did it get from there to corn nut munching, ball scratching, &c?! OK. I have to stop because I'm laughing again, and it's quite painful now.


Post# 87901 , Reply# 13   10/9/2005 at 16:12 (6,771 days old) by lightedcontrols ()        
OK Versa.....

...so long as you only do that kind of thing once a week I guess it's OK. Mark

Post# 87910 , Reply# 14   10/9/2005 at 17:46 (6,771 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        

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The Manhole?


---oy vey---


LOL ROFL LMAO.


Post# 87911 , Reply# 15   10/9/2005 at 17:51 (6,771 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        

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i am so addicted to this site.

I am laughing so hard I am CRYING!


Post# 87912 , Reply# 16   10/9/2005 at 17:53 (6,771 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        

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I guess this is NOT the time to point out that in certain circles the word versatile is taken to mean bottom, eh?

Post# 87913 , Reply# 17   10/9/2005 at 17:55 (6,771 days old) by agiflow ()        

i am crying i am laughing so hard

Post# 87914 , Reply# 18   10/9/2005 at 18:03 (6,771 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        

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and I dare anyone to take offense with me..LOL ROFL LMAO, after the other posts i see... LOL LOL LOL

:-)


OMG I SO CANT STOP CRYING


Post# 87915 , Reply# 19   10/9/2005 at 18:10 (6,771 days old) by versatronic ()        
There there, Toogle

Don't you feel the least bit bad for crying. If only more men would express their emotions like that, we'd have a much healthier society. I hear one of those Penguins refused to grieve the recent break-up and has already keeled over from a heart attack. Internalizing is bad.

Post# 87938 , Reply# 20   10/9/2005 at 20:26 (6,771 days old) by appnut (TX)        

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Versa (Mark) HERE HERE!!! I love it that a society like that exists--although i do take exception to the bathe issue. Now I"m curious, how does your girlfriend feel about this group?

I have to admit, me being attracted to beefy, burly, thick men that are all man and attracted to men, does have a downside. Not easily spotted. I'm doomed to being alone in life. :-(


Post# 87953 , Reply# 21   10/9/2005 at 21:20 (6,771 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        

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Bob, sweetie darling.....
you are not alone take a look at your right hands. See it?
ok now take it and use it

on the 12 push-buttons on the phone or the 101 keys on the keyboard...see? not alone.
actually, U R much loved.


Who loves you baby?


Post# 87955 , Reply# 22   10/9/2005 at 21:25 (6,771 days old) by versatronic ()        
You'll find your very own knuckle dragger

Well, Bob, we're not forbidden to bathe but it's optional. I sense that you are a very good person and you deserve to find a good burly, hairy manly man with "tats". But I suspect that you wouldn't be able to clandestinely infiltrate S.P.E.R.M. Once you punch in the top secret code, 77376, you enter a world that most men don't recognize anymore. The initiation period for the "new bitches" is brutal. There's a lot of trash talking. There're are a lot of trick questions. For instance, you might be asked if you know how to get a tartar stain out of another member's wife beater. If your answer is anything other than "How the hell would I know?" your trial period is over. We do bring food to the meetings, but if you brought along some of that Analfood Cake like in that other thread or offer to share recipes, you're a goner. It has to be meat, or some other suitable artery clogging heart-attack-waiting-to-happen grub. If you killed the food yourself, it's especially appropriate. You can't comment on the decor or ask to check out the washing machine. That would be a dead give-away. And don't offer to tidy up after a meeting. It helps if you have a really manly last name, too. Like Beard, or Trout, or Manly. They actually voted down one guy because they didn't think his last name was manly enough.

The girlfriends and wives allow us this one night a week to act like heathens as an outlet, but then expect to hear "Yes, dear", "No, dear" and "Thank you dear may I have another" for the rest of the week. But truthfully, I think they're a little jealous because we're having fun and they're shut out. Sometimes they have a get-together the same night on the floor above us and spy on us and try to intimidate us. Like they'll yell "Jesus, you guys really listen to gay music!" down the stairs. But we have a different music theme each week and when you have "No guitar Thursday" what are your choices? I mean, your only choices are like Soft Cell, Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys and some off those other Eurowimp synth bands. I mean, give us a break. It's not like we were playing Bronski Beat or anything. It's sour grapes on their part. They should just mind their own damn business and have a pillow fight or something, you know? And videotape it so we can watch it later.

But anyway, Bob, maybe you can start your own manly man society down there in Texas and make up your own rules and find that heathen he-man you've been dreaming of. I wish you the best of luck.


Post# 87956 , Reply# 23   10/9/2005 at 21:27 (6,771 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        

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Bob-

Regarding Mike/ versatronic's girlfriend opinion about this group... How can she not like us? LOL

So his online "friends" are a bunch of 'mos.
He is not on the adult sites.
He is not in the chat rooms.
He is not in the bars.
He is not betting on sports or horses.

and what are his chances of meeting a single eligible woman here on this sausage-fest?

The GF is prob happy as a clam.




Post# 87958 , Reply# 24   10/9/2005 at 21:36 (6,771 days old) by versatronic ()        
Huh?

Did Bob mean what does my GF think about this group, automaticwasher? I thought he meant the society. Well, hell, she doesn't know about this and she better not find out!

Post# 87969 , Reply# 25   10/9/2005 at 22:00 (6,771 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        

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LOL Mike you are prob correct. I think I mis-read Bob's post.

IF there are any rumors as to who you like to dance with, the above is NOT HELPING. LOL


Post# 87970 , Reply# 26   10/9/2005 at 22:01 (6,771 days old) by versatronic ()        
And by the way

Dalangdon, great shot of the Mobile Maid and I also love the vintage smalls in the background. Thanks for sharing.

Post# 87975 , Reply# 27   10/9/2005 at 22:10 (6,771 days old) by appnut (TX)        

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Versa, you interpreted right. I was referring to S.P.E.R.M

And Steve, I know ya do and so do a few others. Feeling my timetable advancing alone.


Post# 88602 , Reply# 28   10/12/2005 at 22:10 (6,768 days old) by roto204 (Tucson, AZ)        
OMG!!

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That was undoubtedly the funniest thing I've read all week. You captured the essence of Veg and Toggle's posts handily :-D

Thanks for being a part of our little family, Versatronic :-). You're all right :-D

Nate


Post# 88645 , Reply# 29   10/13/2005 at 06:06 (6,767 days old) by versatronic ()        
Thanks Nate

This really is a fun and informative place.

Post# 88660 , Reply# 30   10/13/2005 at 08:03 (6,767 days old) by parunner58 (Davenport, FL)        

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I am going to get fired from my job because of this site. LOL !!! I check in here during the more times than I check my voicemail or the helpdesk calls. And they said soap operas were addictive.

Any how. Dan, there is a tin with Rosie on it. I had purchased mine last year at Wegman's. I think I saw one with Jane also. If you are a Jetson's fan, American Greetings has a Rosie Christmas ornament out this year. We collect both Hallmark and AM's ornaments we are getting close to going over 1000.

MikeO


Post# 88713 , Reply# 31   10/13/2005 at 12:50 (6,767 days old) by toggleswitch (New York City, NY)        

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I too am addicted and check it ALL DAY LONG.

Self control, self restraint....


Post# 88738 , Reply# 32   10/13/2005 at 15:53 (6,767 days old) by frigilux (The Minnesota Prairie)        

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I cop to checking this zany site at least 5 times a day at work. Unfortunately, we've now been told we should no longer use work computers for personal business. In light of this, I've finally ordered a computer (an iMac G5--can also be used in my recording studio) and am getting the house hooked up for high-speed internet. I've put it off because using my office computer wasn't a problem (up to this point). I hope there are people on this site in the evening, because I plan to set up camp!


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